"Just make a sound like a dying giraffe"
     
Ground Zero

"Look away I'm hideous"

Adam A'La'Mode

The Brandon Effect

Its all you Keith

Band Moments

The Music

Blue balls McBallzac(Mike)

Speak Your Mind

Orgyin 

 

Lyrics and hopefully in time some links to our soung files...because its fun. We are all about the kids, were doing this for the fans man. Were not about all the money, the hype, the fame, the women, the drugs, were about the fans......see we are built to be rock stars
this is one of our newer songs and the song we got into battle of teh bands with.-Brandon
"LATE LAST NIGHT"- Adam, Brandon, Keith

Don't know how, don't know where, don't know when
and i don't care
i just wanna see your face

graduations not far off
we never got a chance to talk
why it took us so damn long
to realize what we had is gone

now we go our separate ways
life will never be the same
took a chance , made a mistake
knowing now that i was wrong

chorus: but theres no where left to go
if i could see ya
theres a knock on your window
its me
but your pushing me away
your jealousy-a
is getting stronger everyday
and its tearing you from me

separations not enough
and all we ever did was talk
it felt too right to be so wrong
but it was bad enough to write this song

somehow things still stayed the same
and our lives really havent changed
lifes a chance, a risk to take
sorry you cant come along

chorus-2x-

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This is my (JEEBZ) song. I like it. "DEAD LAST"br>Coming in dead last
and losing ground fast
In a contest for you love
Varsity captain I am not
I just play shitty punk rock
But I thought thatd be enough
Theres always 7 other guys that are better than me.
They all got that somthing that I cant see.
Im sorry it couldnt have been better in the end
I ask you to be mine, you just want to be friends

Chorus:
Dont forget me
Please let me
Be the one to drive you home and make you see that Im for real/
Its understood that
I should have
done my best to beat the rest at the game but I guess we'll be just friends/

I called your house
and took you out
to things youve never seen before
but everytime we got back
the machine had
just what youd been waiting for
7 other guys begging for your time
dont go with them I want you to be mine
I hoped wed be together in the end
But you just want to be friends

Chorus

End

This is our first song..i think we basically all wrote it, but i'm pretty sure mike came up with the schlong part so i give him most credit.- Brandon
"MRS C JOHN"- -All

Mrs C john
where have you gone?
I gave u a dollar for a tape player
I'll give u another if u
touch my schlong.

This next song was written by Adam and our friend Mark. I guess its about not wanting to move on and grow up, but if u wanna know for sure ask one of them. --Brandon
"MArks Ska Song" - Adam, Mark

Take me back to that place and time
the only face that u see is mine
and we're still stuck in this town

you say i'm not the onoly one
who realizes that they take all the fun
out of being a kid and not giving a shit

chorus: I wanna be young
I wana be young..and dumb
not give a shit or care about anyonre
time has come to grow up and be a man
but i just want to be young

still a loser at the front of teh bus
a million toys at toys r us
are waiting there for me

flying off to never never land
jacking off with both my hands
thats the way things will always be

chorus

This was our 2nd song. WE got the title from a movie we saw in the video store. Me and Adam tried writing the lyrics a long time ago. but it didnt work, so we've just had the music and no lyrics for a while. finally we wrote some that we like. Its about suicide. - - brandon
"LIFE BEFORE THIS" - Brandon, Adam

you never thought you needed a hand
you never needed a plan
no one to tell you what to do
you always knew your stronger than that

the door is sealed shut now
the windows locked..theres no way out
you have to face the truth
you cant conquer everything yourself

chorus: i'm coming up and falling down
such confusion all around
i'm stranded in a place that cares nothing of who i am
i doubt if i'll really be missed.
trying to remember the life before this

Couldnt find a reason to try and get up
nothing to look forward to but a half empty cup
and a 1 way ticket to the back of the line
where no one could help me even if they tried

all doors close behind you
and everything u thought you knew
when you hold your breath and your own hand
you say i'll never understand

chorus

instrumental

chorus

i realized i dont have to be so pissed
looking forward to the life before this

This is Mikes little love song. Its good, please if u see him on the streets tell him so as well. --Brandon

"NOTHING IS FOR KEEPS"-Mike

I tried to write your song with a pencil and a headache..Everytime i see your face it makes my heart break

I talk to your picture
i take it with my everywhere
but i know its all for nothing and youll never care

Its hard enough to make a stand
but its impossible to be your man
i think about u everyday
nothings for keeps when you throw my heart away

I dont think that i can keep these feelings to myself..But we are just friend cuz i put my feelings on the shelf

if i had a nickel every time i heard the line
i could buy you the world and then you might be mine

Its hard enough to make a stand
but its impossible to be your man
you left me standing there with a kiss on the cheek
now i know that nothing is for keeps


DIRTY SANCHEZ - Mike
Some may say it's cool (it's cool)
Some may say it's hip (it's hip)
But the fact remains; I don't want my poop on my lip.

Please don't fuck me in the ass.
That's not fair.

Please don't rip me a new rectum.
The one I got's just fine, thanks.

I don't wanna, I don't wanna dirty sanchez
I don't wanna, I don't wanna dirty sanchez

I don't think its right to give anyone one of those
You stick your finger in his butt, and wipe the peanuts, corn, and crust on his nose

Please don't fuck me in the ass.
That's not fair.

Please don't rip me a new rectum.
The one I got's just fine, thanks.

I don't wanna, I don't wanna dirty sanchez
I don't wanna I don't wanna dirty sanchez

Well you can give me the stuttering Stanley
You can give me the backwards butt blimp
But please, don't give me the Dirty Sanchez
















 
   
 

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